Not Another Blog

For those of you who know me from LJ, my main Blog outlet, then you already know about my Brazilian butt.

For those who don't here is the run down.

I'm a fandom whore, so most my incessant rants will be fandom related,
A fag hag and emotional wreak,
My nick is Chibi Hoshi and my first crush was Jessie Reed (hence the Hoshi-Reed handle, despite my Enterprise leanings)
And YES, my first TWO crushes were girls, Jessie Reed and Cassie (both when I was in 7th grade, Claremont middle)
Third crush was Wade (8th grade, Pine middle), who crushed me by not giving me the time of day, btw,
First kiss was a dare freshman year on the bus (Wooster high),
First date was also on a dare to Halloween dance (can we say push over)
First real boyfriend was Scott but we never actually made it to second base what with a chaperoning sister in my life (say anything and die girl),
Next crush was in 11th grade (Galena high) on what my family has since dubbed Monkey Boy. The boy was CLUELESS, though I think he started to crush on me AFTER I outgrew him.
After trying my hand at college and switching majors I joined the military. After two boyfriends I got married and divorced in under a year. (all Military men)
Have a kid from aforementioned marriage.

Mother thinks my music taste is depressing

And finally at 30 I STILL need to get a life.